I was able to finally speak to The Major this morning.
Here is a transcript of the conversation:
Major: Yeah
JM : Hello is this Major
Major: Yeah
JM : Can I get your thoughts on Uncle B
Major: (laughing) Well it looks like we got Shrink`s boy ( laughing uncontrolably )
JM : Yes, but Umm, well you didn`t hear?
MW: Hear what?
JM : You didn`t hear Shrink and Uncle worked out the misunderstanding?
at this point I hear what sounds like glass shattering
in the background I hear a woman and Major arguing
then the woman gets on the phone....
Woman : HELLO!
JM : Yes Hi.
Woman : WHO IS THIS?
JM : This Is Journeyman, I`m trying to get the Major`s opinion on losing Uncle Butternutts and looking like a fool for welcoming him with open arms, only to have The Shrink get the last laugh, AGAIN!
At this point I sortive , snickered
Woman : What kind of bullsh*t are you trying to pull?
JM : No its no bull lady.
Woman : This is Minnow!
JM : Oh hello Minnow
Woman : F*ck you
JM : Well I didn`t mean any harm, I was just trying to get his reaction...
Minnow : Look we never wanted Butterballs and his stupid porn crap anyway!
JM : Well Minnow with all due respect, why did the Major bend over and hand Uncle the vasoline and offer him his own folder for the collection of smut then?
Minnow: Look you....
at this point Major gets back on the phone...
Major : I never wanted that clown at my site in the first place!
JM : Yeah but didn`t you basically give him whatever he wanted, you are going to look like a jackass you know!?
I couldn`t help but snicker again
Major : My site has higher standards! Your an idiot...I have to go...
JM : One quick question before I go...
Major : WHAT?
JM : How do you feel about The RX?
Major : WHAT?
JM : Wouldn`t you like to know whats talked about in Ken`s Boardroom?
Major : NO, NOW GET LOST!
JM : I have a present from Ken for you...he really wanted you to have this...
Major : Well what is it?
JM : Well actually its a towell...
Major : A Towell ?
JM : Yes it has a note with it , from Ken.." Major please accept this towell , and use it to whipe the egg off, all in fun" Your Pal, Ken
Major @#@#!#@!#@!#@#@!!**!&
Dialtone........................
Here is a transcript of the conversation:
Major: Yeah
JM : Hello is this Major
Major: Yeah
JM : Can I get your thoughts on Uncle B
Major: (laughing) Well it looks like we got Shrink`s boy ( laughing uncontrolably )
JM : Yes, but Umm, well you didn`t hear?
MW: Hear what?
JM : You didn`t hear Shrink and Uncle worked out the misunderstanding?
at this point I hear what sounds like glass shattering
in the background I hear a woman and Major arguing
then the woman gets on the phone....
Woman : HELLO!
JM : Yes Hi.
Woman : WHO IS THIS?
JM : This Is Journeyman, I`m trying to get the Major`s opinion on losing Uncle Butternutts and looking like a fool for welcoming him with open arms, only to have The Shrink get the last laugh, AGAIN!
At this point I sortive , snickered
Woman : What kind of bullsh*t are you trying to pull?
JM : No its no bull lady.
Woman : This is Minnow!
JM : Oh hello Minnow
Woman : F*ck you
JM : Well I didn`t mean any harm, I was just trying to get his reaction...
Minnow : Look we never wanted Butterballs and his stupid porn crap anyway!
JM : Well Minnow with all due respect, why did the Major bend over and hand Uncle the vasoline and offer him his own folder for the collection of smut then?
Minnow: Look you....
at this point Major gets back on the phone...
Major : I never wanted that clown at my site in the first place!
JM : Yeah but didn`t you basically give him whatever he wanted, you are going to look like a jackass you know!?
I couldn`t help but snicker again
Major : My site has higher standards! Your an idiot...I have to go...
JM : One quick question before I go...
Major : WHAT?
JM : How do you feel about The RX?
Major : WHAT?
JM : Wouldn`t you like to know whats talked about in Ken`s Boardroom?
Major : NO, NOW GET LOST!
JM : I have a present from Ken for you...he really wanted you to have this...
Major : Well what is it?
JM : Well actually its a towell...
Major : A Towell ?
JM : Yes it has a note with it , from Ken.." Major please accept this towell , and use it to whipe the egg off, all in fun" Your Pal, Ken
Major @#@#!#@!#@!#@#@!!**!&
Dialtone........................
